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Just a couple of random songs & poems etc....(All by us of course!) vBut feel free to email us any you want us to put up..... (looks like we won't be getting any.......)
UNCLE NEVILLE-A SONG-BY ANON Uncle Nevilles Ovid lover took the train today.
She said goodbye and blew his mind and turned to walk away.
But as she stood on the painkiller platform,
Woolly and insecure,
She took a syringe and didnt flinch
When her body hit the floor
Gladys
Left the flock for Lithium
And Gladys
Wishes everybody well
But Gladys
And her peroxide suicide
Will take her
Straight to hell
They said she was fine
If not ovine
Uncle Nevilles farmyard darling never got depressed
Messed around with a ram- her brother Sam- but it wasnt like incest.
But then she stood at the gates of Novocaine
Sheared and degraded
She took a guitar and started to BAA
And faded.
AND FADED.
GLADYS
Left the flock for Lithium
AND GLADYS
Wishes everybody well
BUT GLADYS
And her peroxide suicide
Will take her
Straight to hell
They said she was fine
If not ovine
Gladys only wanted
To numb the pain
Gladys only wanted
An umbrella
To put up in her rain
GLADYS
Left the flock for Lithium!
AND GLADYS
Wishes everybody well!
BUT GLADYS!
And her peroxide suicide
BUT GLADYS!
And her peroxide suicide
BUT GLADYS!
And her peroxide suicide
Will take her
STRAIGHT TO HELL!
THEY SAID SHE WAS FINE
THEY SAID SHE WAS FINE
THEY SAID SHE WAS FINE.
If not
OVINE
BOREDOM-A POEM-BY ANON
this is a poem i wrote when i was bored
what can i do? i asked the lord
but she didnt know
she thought i should sew
what a stupid idea i said
so i asked david beckham instead
he thought that i should
make a football with wood
but what good
would that be?
it would hurt my knee!
so on to tony blair i went
he suggested camping in a tent
but i told him no
because i dont want to stoop that low
and he said, fine suit yourself
and flew off with dumbo
then the queen came up to me
she invited me for afternoon tea
but i declined
and she didnt mind
so left me with kermit the frog
he thought that i should buy a hog
but i explained that i needed the bog
and i escaped with tweetie pie
she tweeted that i should
do something good
so i wrote this poem.
Sheep, Lego & Rock 'n' roll--A song by Floz and Lynz
I'm feeling somewhat discombobulated
You see I'm in a bit of a mess
And I don’t know shit about supernumery
But I think that I can guess
My name is Anna key
My name is Anna
Anna key
I'm on the ridge of revolution
Revelling in my evolution
My name is Ben
Ben Dover
Why don’t you?!
Take a sniff of my nosegay
But that’s nonsense
Are you nonplussed?!
I'm a nostalgic, Nordic noodle
Refund upon return
I am Lucy
Lucy Lastic
And plastic makes me orgasmic
Bohemia is my ostracism
The quirky radish of the radium
The rabies in my cranium
MOOOOOO
My mate is Chris
Chris P. Bacon
Mmmm, smells good
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flozandlynz@hotmail.com
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