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Everybody's favourite Welshman needs your help!!
Adrian ------------------>
Adrian Lewis Morgan is shrinking before our very eyes. If he gets any thinner, he will start to resemble a blond toilet brush.
It all started when Adrian began appearing in Holby City. His uniform started to get baggier and his great crest of hair became shorter and (the horror) tamer.
It would appear that working at the BBC is causing Adrian some kind of stress that is making him waste away to nothingness. Perhaps he is getting bullied by those nasty thugs from Blue Peter. Or it could be that, living in London, Adrian is suffering from SWS- the tragic Sheep Withdrawal Syndrome.
We must give Adrian our help and support!!
How can I help?
Join our organisation THE S.A.A.C as soon as possible!
Our aim at S.A.A.C is to send Adrian cake. Cake contains the nourishment he so badly needs as well as the fact that.. it's yummy!
Please, have a heart and help us save Adrian Lewis Morgan
"The S.A.A.C are an EXCEEDINGLY good foundation"
Mr. Kipling, President of the S.A.A.C
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GIVE HIM A SCONE!
This song describes Aidy's situation very well- particularly as he sung it himself (yeah... different words :P) in the brilliant RENT!.
ONE SCONE GLORY
One scone
Glory
One scone
Before I go
Glory
One scone to eat, you’ll find
Find one scone
One last small cake
Glory
From the pretty boy chef man
Who makes all those lovely cream teas
One scone
He ate with strawberries and cream
Glory
In a Devonshire Cream Tea,
A Cream Tea
Find glory
Beyond the cheap coloured confectionery
One scone
Before the tea’s cold
Glory- on another empty tummy
Cream pies- Cream fries
Glory- One cake is glory
One cake is glory- Glory
Find
Glory- in a scone that rings true
Truth like a baking pie
An eternal taste
Find
One scone
A scone and some jam
Glory
For the gut of a young man
A young man
Find
The one scone
Before the munchies take hold
Glory
Like a crepe suzette
One scone
To redeem this empty tum
Cream pies
And then- no need to consume anymore
Cream fries…….
J’adore!
HAVE A HEART!
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